Knowledge Joke.

几句让人哭笑不得的比喻:



1. 知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要


 Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important




2. 时间就像乳沟, 挤一挤就有


Time is like cleavage, have squeezed




3. 完美的爱情就像鬼，相信的人多，但见到的人少


perfect love is like ghosts, I believe that many people, but few people see




4. 人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂


Life is like a phone call, not you hang up, that is, I'll hang(dead in Cantonese language)




5. 结婚就像给自由穿件厚厚的棉衣，是很温暖但活动起来


很不方便



Marriage is like to wear a thick coat free, is very warm, but inconvenient to have "some" activities


6. 成功就像怀孕，大家都来恭喜你，但是没有人知道你被操


了多少次


success is like pregnancy, you have come to congratulate you, but no one know many times you have sex.